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Concealed Consumers

Brigid hits another homer on the Cooper Firearms story:

The Chief Executive of Cooper Firearms of Montana, Dan Cooper, likes Obama’s general policies so much that he’s redistributed $3,300 to the Obama presidential campaign. Thanks to Downright Dusty via Days of our Trailers for the heads up.

I was happy to inform them via their website that in the future I will redistribute MY wealth to a couple of those Illinois firearms manufacturers.

I HATE shopping. Truly. I own more guns than pairs of shoes. Guns and ammo, books, music, now those are things I’m happy to shop for. But shopping for the stuff some women seem to want to amass and collect bores me to tears. And I hate stores and crowds. Clauswitz would be proud. I have my list, I do a field study, the layout of the place. Then I dive in unexpectedly, averting near collision with someone spraying samples of perfume by going for a flank position. There they are. Boots. Brown. Size 7, I’m out the door with my spoils in five minutes…

Read the whole thing here.

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