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Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex

FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff’s Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning.

The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate.

Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious.

The man was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail.

The man was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

Source: Yahoo News

If your lady doesn’t want to do the wild thing, go read some blogs, make a podcast or clean your guns. She’ll change her mind. It’s really not the end of the world. But, shoot yourself in the arm? That’s just plain stupid.

3 Responses to “Dude, Time to Lay Off the Viagra…”

  1. on 03 Oct 2008 at 10:38 amFranklin

    LOL, how do you know you are obsessed with your guns? When you shoot yourself in the arm LOL

  2. on 03 Oct 2008 at 10:44 amSyd

    I don’t think it proves a gun obsession, per se. It’s more like plain old stupidity.

  3. on 04 Oct 2008 at 8:45 amBrigid

    “just go clean your guns”.

    I’ve got to have the cleanest gun collection in history. I need to get out more.

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