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Merry Christmas

December 17th, 2007 by Syd

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

 

To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!

15 Responses to “Merry Christmas”

  1. on 19 Dec 2007 at 11:29 am1 Dustin

    ROFL - I Loved it. Well said for our PC friends.

  2. on 19 Dec 2007 at 7:20 pm2 Micheal

    Too funny, loved it. Merry Christmas to all.

  3. on 22 Dec 2007 at 10:53 am3 phrogge prince

    Delightfully “correct” in every way. I’m pretty sure you covered all the bases! Have a great holiday!

  4. on 22 Dec 2007 at 12:44 pm4 Marvin Shoaf

    All federal, state, county, city employees who do not want to call Christmas what it is, should be required to work that day.

  5. on 22 Dec 2007 at 1:18 pm5 Rob

    And a very Democratic Merry Christmas to you. I will attend services of my choice (Christian if your wondering) on Christmas Eve and pray for all of our service personel around the world and their families. Hopefully they will be reunited soon. I’ll also pray all Americans can share the best health care possable. I’ll pray for better leadership for this country and then will do my best in the next year to make all these things come through.

  6. on 22 Dec 2007 at 2:04 pm6 TattooPaul

    That one for the lefties must have left something out - it just seems too short, a few pages short at least.

    Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah (my apologies if the spelling is incorrect), or enjoy a blessed season whatever religion you may embrace. We are all AMERICANS, leave out the hyphenations - division is a classic technique but we’ll save that for after the holidays.

    To all, enjoy the season, your family & loved ones. God bless America, our troops and their families.

  7. on 22 Dec 2007 at 2:15 pm7 dogtrooper

    A merry Christmas to you also whatever your political position is. And as a New Year’s resolution keep your powder dry and don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.

  8. on 22 Dec 2007 at 3:20 pm8 Don Lynch

    Merry Christmas to all and a Safe and Happy New Year.

  9. on 22 Dec 2007 at 5:31 pm9 Pete

    Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year, and keep your guns close.
    Pete

  10. on 22 Dec 2007 at 5:32 pm10 Pete

    Merry Xmas and a Happy New Year. Pete

  11. on 22 Dec 2007 at 10:32 pm11 Berge

    Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to all the sportsmen and women, hunters and gunners. Great read, your PC greetings for Democrats, very appropriate.

  12. on 23 Dec 2007 at 10:16 am12 Gene

    Well said ole chap !
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all, and keep your powder dry.

  13. on 23 Dec 2007 at 1:31 pm13 JohnTMcD

    Much shorter version:

    May you have a wonderful religious and/or holiday celebration and/or festivity of your choosing.

  14. on 25 Dec 2007 at 10:02 am14 wallace

    Thats Great! Hope you are all having a Merry Christmas! Wallace

  15. on 25 Dec 2007 at 1:46 pm15 sourdough

    To #7: Dogtrooper. Use a telescope on your rifle. You’ll see the whites of their eyes sooner….and further away.
    To Everyone of any persuasion: Have a nice Christmas and a good New Year

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