News Flash
April 1st, 2009 by Syd
President Barak Obama has applied for an out-of-state concealed carry permit from the state of Florida.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton purchased a full auto AK-47 on her recent trip to Asia.
Attorney General Eric Holder has resigned and admitted that he got everything wrong.
Vice President Joe Biden apologized to the nation for being a jerk.
The entire House Banking committee admitted that they had been on the payroll of AIG for years.
The State of California passed “Vermont-style” concealed carry today.
Wal-Mart announced that they would begin giving away cases of 9mm ammunition because no one was willing to buy it.
Bill Clinton announced on the Larry King show that he is a transvestite and wants to act in an upcoming reprise of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Osama Bin Laden turned himself in to the FBI today. It was later revealed that he had been living under an assumed name in Dover, Maryland for a decade.
General Motors made money.
…April Fools
Heh, you got me at the word “President”.
Fantastic, thanks for the laughs!
Dover, Maryland? I thought Bin Laden was living on a ranch outside Tucson.
Everyone knows Bin Laden runs a bait and tackle shop with Buddy Holly in Manitowoc WI, me and Hitler are their best costumers………LOL!!!